Answers A and B especially hitting a little too close to home… 
My wife actually told me to order the VO, I ripped up the prenup… she’s a keeper.
I have a toddler and know exactly how the Cicada feels 
And it’s even in Spanish! Tiburon bebe, Tiburon bebe, Tiburon bebe, Tiburon.
Topical for August 12 postings…
Kool-Aid is tasty for a while!
Druids and witches can indeed shape-shift and appear to be horses:
I think it’s from the New Yorker, it was reposted on LinkedIn, and I followed the link for an attribution, but it wasn’t there… As you can see in the right, Siri is spying on me.
“I need to upgrade my listening chain. I wonder if I can get a black Friday sale on a Marantz table with the Clearaudio cart, a tube preamp, iFi Pro Cann, and a longer cable set - in Purple.”
Barbie and I were looking at the Macy’s site, and happened across this sale item in Christmas Jewelry:
I’m not sure how I would approach this purchase… 
Ouch!
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Recently rewatched the Austin Powers trilogy. Tons of puns in those movies. 
For instance:
Not really pictures, but… 