So elsewhere on the forum, I was reading @antdroid talking about a chore he has coming up. It put me in mind of an old joke.
B-Girl: looking suggestively at a mid-age gentleman at the bar "I’ll do anything you want for $300.
Enticed gentleman: Anything?
B-Girl: Wiggling a bit and breathing heavily "Anything you want"
Gentleman: reaching for wallet, and removing 3 crisp Franklins, the setting them on the bar in front of the temptress “Paint My House.”