Headphone Haiku

Two birds sit on curb
Pete and Repeat Pete flew off
Spring nesting who’s left?


This is a specific reply to @AudioTool
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Repeat


Yes, I am old enough to know where this is going @pennstac :wink:

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I’m bored atm so…

Headphones.com site
Endless options, choose with care
Music heaven found

On Headphones.com
A universe of sound waits
Discover your vibe

Wires tangle and knot
But music unties my thoughts
Peaceful mind restored

Wrapped in sound I’m lost
Headphones my portal to peace
Melodic escape

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Eccentric @pennstac
A Frontier Psychiatrist?
Indubitably

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I don’t believe in EQ

It can’t and won’t fix poo

You need to fix your chain too

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My Utopia
Not the best at anything
Sounds the best to me

<3

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Too bad A. S. R.
Cannot measure my snake oil
Love power cables

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Many headphones
My wife complains angrily
She must buy new shoes

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lol - this is great. So, my wife is super tolerant, but even still, my strategy has been to buy her something nice (e.g. a dress) any time I make a meaningful audio purchase. That way it’s like “Oh, you bought tubes? How much… OH LOOK A DRESS” :wink:

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Sorry, I really should have put that in haiku form…

Did you buy more tubes?
Asks my wife; wonders how much.
Oh look, pretty dress!

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ASR numbers
Reddit rants and Head-Fi hollers
Our forum, poets

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Seriously tho.

*characters

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In all truth, this is probably THE audiophile haiku. :wink:

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Fair warning: Kitschy Hallmark Card Haiku

It is cold outside
headphones warm my ears and my
music warms my heart

:innocent: :face_vomiting: :heart_on_fire:

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Planar dynamic
Electrostatic driver
Different yet not

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Canjam in one week

Wish I could make it but can’t

Hope you all have fun!

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