“Too Bad, So Sad” - my better half’s comments at my bracket picks, not a few of which had Kentucky winning all the marbles. I don’t even watch basketball because I’m too short, so I don’t really have a horse in this race. The only money I put down is in a charity pool where many of us play several cards under funny names. I’m there as “Net Prophet”, “Piso Mojado”, “Grogu”, and “Serif Gothic”, the last because Jabin, the guy who runs it, is in publishing, as are half the participants. He’s also a very funny sports writer, and March Madness is his annual exercise. Fortunately 2 of my brackets put Duke as the leader, and Jabin’s pool is a 1-2-3-4-5-6 pool, so over picking Kentucky or Mountain West teams is not as devastating. And I didn’t do the latter.
Yes, I know zombies aren’t fucking real! But let’s say in a situation (somehow in hell) zombies DO become real!
— Related video —
— What I would do —
Get as many supplies as I possibly can and get my ass away from the coast! This is because zombies CANNOT swim (so I would be safe from any zombie attacks)
— If ending A (the good ending) happens —
Proceeds to go back to dry land
Me: DRY LAND!!!
— If ending B (the bad/dark ending) happens —
Every single human will be a zombie within 3 hours
Cocks gun
Not me!
Proceeds to commit suicide, knowing I’m COMPLETLY fucked!
So what would you do if a zombie apocalypse were to occur?
What would you do if ending A occurred?
What would you do if ending B occurred?
I’ll be interested to see your answers!
Quit creating dedicated threads for this inane, random, nonsense.
This isn’t Reddit.
Ok, I understand, it won’t happen again!
Happy whole cake day @pennstac!
Muchas felicidades @pennstac !!
My you eat lots of cake, Happy cake day @pennstac
Thank all of you who wished me a happy birthday! (or who will when they log in!)
I remember that I really used to celebrate. 5 years old, I’m a Big Kid, 13, I am a man
18 I can register for the draft and vote! 21 well I don’t recall quite as much about 21…
But these days I don’t start saying I’m 68 1/2 3 months after my birthday.
Happy Birthday Cake pennstac!!!
Gotta love the wiggles!
Happy birthday @pennstac! I appreciate the humor you inject into the forum to keep things on a positive note. I hope the day brings you joy, even if you’re not celebrating (I don’t celebrate any more either).
@pennstac Happy Birthday! 
Feliz aniversário, Senhor @pennstac.
Happy Birthday @pennstac . Ditto on @PaisleyUnderground ’s sentiment… always appreciate your input and humor. You’re a big part of what makes this community great!!
Happy cake day @pennstac
Happy Birthday Pennstac my friend. Have a fab day.
Poll: Urgent need for a non sequitur
Which 7.5" option is best suited to deal with a rogue wild boar in your living room? (No cheating, please)
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Thank you for participating. Your answer goes a long way toward resolving the world’s yogurt shortage.
In my living room “boar” would have a different spelling. And the proper tool would probably be these:
Ooh, this is a tough one
With all the new illness in the world, it’s nice to know that there is still a lot of the plain old stuff going around. Spent the last 4 days with horrible sore throat, and mucus literally 
exploding out of my head. Had antibiotics, but it was probably viral. Tele-visit with Doc useless, given that I already had antibiotics. Negative test for C19. Medical advice up to par with what I knew 50 years ago. “Try tea with honey. Or gargle with salt water. Whichever you prefer. Take Ibuprofen or Tylenol. $42.”
Day 5 now, back up to 30% human. Ears too plugged past days to appreciate music.
In addition to using telephones as callouts, my sense of humor likes to capitalize on the current incorrect trend of saying “literally” when “figuratively” is meant.